only $12

so
Facebook wants me to be a skank. It has been bombarding me with firefighter adds for the longest time now and they seem to be getting worse and facebook seems to be getting smarter. Now facebook knows that I'm not a firefighter, but that I'm dating one. The following are "catchy" phrases that are either plastered on white thongs for my "fun time", a fitted tee for me to wear, or on a "fitted tee" for "my firefighter" to wear (what firefighter wears a fitted tee!?)

11. Practice Safe Sex, Sleep with a Firefighter (thong and fitted tee)
10. I Put Out (accompanied by a picture of a fire extinguisher) (fitted tee)
9. Firefighter's Bitch (thong and fitted tee)
8. Find 'em Hot, Leave 'em Wet (fitted tee)
7. Firefighters Do It With A Long Hose (fitted tee)
6. Firefighters Like It Dirty, Hot, and Wet (thong)
5. Firefighter's Entrance (thong)
4. Firefighter's Hose Only (thong)
3. Get Wet, Ride a Fireman (thong and fitted tee)
2. Firefighter's Sex Slave (thong and fitted tee)
1. Firefighter's Instert Here (thong)

Am I about to join the ranks of white trash women everywhere by marrying a Texas firefighter? Are women wearing these $12 thongs, and fitted tees going to become my friends as the "wives" get together for lunch and girlie things? I seriously hope that there are some classier ladies out there marying firefighters than the ones buying the t-shirts and skanky thongs.